Schaaaaaaaweeenissss

First off, I read that same thing from the Ulnar yesterday so Holliday's effort last night does not count towards the MVP (good or bad). I still also think its super gay that he had two RBIs last night and became the RBI king in game 163, obviously biased bc of Howard, but still.

Upon further review, its currently 549 AM Mountain Time and Matt Holliday is yet to touch home plate. Also, why is he even going there with no outs in a tie game? Is that third base coach instantly fired if the correct call is made? You just went dubs, dubs, trips, (intentional)walk off Trevor Hoffman and (left handed) Brad Hawpe is up next, Im taking my chances there with the outfield and infield in.

This just in, Scott Schaaaaaweenisss received six shipments of steroids. Further proving my (and others) ongoing argument that throughout this entire era players were playing on an even playing field and that you are INCREDIBLY naive if you dont think the majority of players were taking something. Does it bother me that they were? Nope. Is that argument becoming more and more valid each week? Yepper. And for those counting at home, yes, his career ERA is actually 5.01.

In the battle to look more feeble last night Brady Clark narrowly edged Scott Hairston (who inexplicably hit a two run go ahead dinger with the most vaginal swing Ive seen by a major league corner outfielder in recent years) and Jamey Carroll (whose name pretty much explains it and his swing is just reassurance but he did get the game winning 190 foot hump back sac line out). Brady Clark looked like Brian Cope at alumnee day on TulowTITzki's "triple" and his arm is very comparable to a mix of Kevin Leasure and Ryan Roberts. Kaz Matsui's sac fly, another ball that wouldnt have left a little league field, came catapulting in at a whopping 69 MPHs and bounced 18 times en route to coming to a screeching halt 17 feet up the first base line. Yet if you were to watch Clark throw it, he did a double front flip with his body upon release so you would think there would be a little testicles behind that ball. And you would be sadly mistaken.

I didnt even watch the end of the game because I really thought it might go 29 innings at one point. I still cant believe Peavy laid an egg like that, but McClellan does have a toight zone.

Bring on the Rockies, Jeff Francis is their number one. He can suck my balls. Thee Phils roped his breasts last time he was on the bump at the Bank. Winning 14 of 15 to head to the playoffs is pretty goddamn impressive though. The Padres, similar to the Mets, clearly didnt deserve a playoff spot when Hoffman blows a save on Saturdee, they throw their ace in a play-in game, and then Hoffman blows that save too.

Fugett, tell Jack to get us some tickets from someone he "knows".

Today is primed to be a meaningless sports day, with nothing on the schedule. Can catch up on Weeds and Californication from last night. Curb was hilarious this week. Thoughts on this season?

Daaaa Govna